- Dad: you're allowed 3 Oreos
- Me: *puts 10 in a bowl and locks self in basement*
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
When someone taps your shoulder and pretends he didn’t.
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(Source: foureyedkeeper)
